You can get fat raises and big promotions the easy way – not by working long hours and kissing big-shot butt, but by seducing the boss’ wife and sweet-talking her into getting them for you! « I tell my clients to be all they can be to be successful – and those who listen almost always get the big raises and promotions that their colleagues can only dream of, » declared Vanda Wilderson, a $2,500-a-day wage consultant headquartered in New York.

« Nobody works themself to the top any more. »

« These days, the top jobs are reserved for a special breed of go-getter who will do anything to further himself and his career.

« Sleeping with the boss’s wife is the best way I know to cover a lot of ground in a hurry. Get her on your team and you’re going places. Nobody is closer to the boss, nobody carries more weight with the boss, than she does.

« The fact of the matter is, most of these marriages are shot anyway — after all, your boss didn’t get to the top by being a family man. In most cases, he’s buying the ‘little lady’ off with a big expense account and no-questions-asked lifestyle to avoid losing half of everything he’s got in a messy divorce.

« When she says ‘Jump!’ he says ‘How high?’ because it’s cheaper than the alternative. When she says ‘Give Billy a raise! » he says ‘How much?’ for the same reason.

« It may not be magic, » she concluded, « but it works like a charm. »

« When she says ‘Jump!’ he says ‘How high?’ because it’s cheaper than the alternative. When she says « Give Jones a raise, » he says « How much?’ for the same reason. »